whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Anti Joke

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