- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A child walks into a classroom.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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