Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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