- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

knock knock There's no door

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

this last joke was a correction to the other one

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