- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Albert your flies undone.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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