Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

thumb_up thumb_down -14

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down -14

im telling maguire

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops