- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

I was once a hamster.

sweating like antoni with a girl

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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