Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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