What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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