Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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William wright is Gay

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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