Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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