- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Skrillex.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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