- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

whats my name? Matt

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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