- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Sir, your wife is dead

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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