- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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