- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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