- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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