- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Cripples are lame.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Women's rights.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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