a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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how much fish could a chicken

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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