sorry son your nanas been put down

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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