Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Poop

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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