What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Get on the boat.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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