- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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