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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

No

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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