- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Barack Obama plays basketball

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Whats the defination of cruelty

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

You have friends

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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