- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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