What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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baloney sandwich

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Racial Equality

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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