- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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