- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

what do you call a black guy african american

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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