How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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