- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Gus's mom

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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