Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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