Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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