- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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