What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

This is a random Anti joke.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

you see theres this guy.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

BOTTOM!!!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What? Huh?

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

feminists.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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