Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

An Italian leaves the mofia

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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