What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Adam Chebali has no life

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._____________________. Whale!

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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