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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

An Aisian failed a test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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