What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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