- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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