- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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