You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Do u take sugar?

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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