A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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