Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

VaginaBoob ^.^

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

no

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two women were sitting quietly.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops