- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what do you call a black chef glendon

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"