- Anti Joke

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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