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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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