Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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