Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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shut up kobe!

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