Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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I'm hungry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Your mom

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Do you play piano? No

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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